9:09 PM No matter at what hour or how many times a day i go outside, i get to see milady. In very short shorts, she kinda stops and stare at me for a second before going places. When she did so today i remembered something. Up until she moved here, almost 2 years ago, there was a girl almost woman who was doing the same. Very short shorts, not very tall but well proportioned with lots of attitude.

One day she kept getting on the alleys in the direction i was picking poops (an activity that went on for a very long time). I started to look at her, she stopped, turned towards me and gave me a lock like... what?

Today i realized why DD Gatton looked so familiar to me. I think it was her.

Back in Lake Oswego i had as neighbor Kelly Clarkson. Who at times was doubled by an Asian, Jinichi Kawakami's assistant in that video at TedEx. One day she showed with now deceased husband who kinda told me i was dumb (because i never tried anything with her, maybe?). She was next to him, again in a hot summer day in very short shorts and stuff and giving me the look. She got her own TV show after, so did DD.